Hello, my name is Leon and i made this website. In this website are many of my creations. I create music, books, paintings and alot of good ideas but also inventions. If you like to use my ideas, then email me, info@duckjaws.com. In the 90s i was young I did some working here and there in the 90s, but somehow i knew i was wasting my time. I heard from someone that a friend of him was trying to do invent something but he didnt know yet what.. That inspired me so much that i quited working and i became an inventor as well. I did read alot and i was thinking alot. It was like i was walking through a densed dark forest searching for ideas but i couldnt find em yet. I knew those were out there in the forest of ideas, but in the begin i couldnt see those yet.

In music there are still dimensions full with unfound real good songs in em. Well how you write a song, i can explain you exactly where you must seek in order to make good original music. I explain the tricks in the guitar, in the piano, i can help you with anykinda knowledge about music so doors open up for you to search whats beyond them doors.. But now past the year 2000, I had done so much thinking by now, the year 2010, that i started find ideas that were possibly really lucrative. In 2015 orso i started my website. I started to see that some of my ideas could save human lives , making society safer and because of that i saw my ideas really were important. But the psychiatry made me crazy, i didnt know a way out and so i had to publish my ideas and hoping to find someone that could use em. Email me here: info@duckjaws.com, thanks alot..

 

 







I make music as well, i posted alot of my songs on youtube. I am Freddy Mexicano on youtube the artist singer and i play all instruments in my songs. I can drum, play guitar, play piano and all kinda instruments. Below a youtube playlist with music that i made, 10 of em, my best ones, click on the right top corner on a symbol of 3 small white stripes above eatchother and that will open the list of the 10 songs that i created.. Somewhere else on my website are more songs of mine, on the musicpages.. I play piano too, there are 4 videos of me to see here on my website wherein i play piano.. And under the youtube playlist are some 3D paintings that i painted. Email me when you wanna ask me a question, on my email adress: info@duckjaws.com and i will respond.. Under this text you see 2 buttons, one goes to my songs and the other goes to my pianoplay.. Enjoy the music..






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Im a painter, designer as well, i can paint and design anything, to grafity, t-shirts and also paintings on canvas, portraits from pictures or realtime. You can buy my paintings, you can ask me what to paint and i will paint, email me therefor: info@duckjaws.com

Below some 3D paintings that i painted, a few have an 3D illusion in em. Paintings are for sale, so email me when you wanna buy a painting. Under the paintings you see the cover of my book and if you like to order my book then click the red buy button below the bookcover in a white box and the frontpage picture of my book along a short summary of my book next to it, under that text you see the buy-button. But beware, the book is only in Dutch still.. if you wanna ask me a question, here is my email adress: info@duckjaws.com and i will respond..






















Whats my book about?

 

I wrote a comedy genre book. Its a real funny book, i have reached for the very best of jokes. Im a comedian on paper, i can think of upperclass humor that is so original you dont see em comming. Thats what you should try. Try beat me, its the funniest book on the planet..

Club of 10 evil doctors set their plans to conquer the world and they want to take over the world by tickling the president so he hands over the world, also they are wishing to exterminate Leon, they wanna take revenge cuz Leon sawn their feet and gave them plastic feet and all they dream of is revenge. The doctors knew this could happen, cuz by accident they shortened Leons leg while his knee was in surgery. The 10 evil doctors knew what could happen if Leon will find out, they decided to keep it secret, hoping Leon wouldnt notice his shorter leg. But they were wrong, months later Leon noticed that he stood and walked partly diagonal, what the hell was this? And he knew, this was the work of these 10 doctors that did surgery on me fucking knee..

Also its time for doctor Teender. It was waiting worth, cuz his dream to ever get back the other doctors is now. They have made doctor Teender a joke cuz he had always smelly farts in the office, also during surgery, during work, at weddings and even at funerals he farted as if he was at home, then he smiled always and said, i cant help i have smelly farts.. Therefor they made him eat shit when he was drunk so many times they fooled him and they were laughing behind his back. How much shit did he eat last night? He ate 4 whole belony sandwitches with doctor Ribbels liquid shit again and they laughed so hard, but they didnt know Teender wasnt sleeping, he heard em all, but his eyes remained closed, he continued acting as if he passed out from the whiskey. Now Teender knew why that bread always tasted so shitty, he felt the ground disappear under his chair, he traveled with the speed of light through the galaxy, this will never end, Teender felt so betrayed by his 9 evil friends that he dreamed of 1 thing.. Teender knew he will get them back and give them their greatest fear, but what?

But now the 10 evil doctors had a planecrash on a island with canibals in it.. The doctors got caught, but Teender became a God, he became Chief of the tribe of cannibals because he always wears a cap with flashing lights cuz he is just nuts after all, and cuz of his sudden power he ordered the tribe members to cut off the genitals of all the other doctors, he cooked and roasted their genitals and ate em all.. You just read it and you think its a joke right? No, someone like Teender noone can trust, somehow its all the 9 doctors their fault. They have created a monster called Teender, he stopped laughing when he heard they made him eat shit and piss, he never laughed again, untill now, Teender finally took revenge on his 9 other fellow doctors and ate their penisses as a desert on a buffet of revenge. Now Teender stares into the far far distance in the sky and with fire in his eyes he laughs as a madman that enters the gates to paradise. Teender screams into the sky: "Oh Satan almighty i got em by the balls now, may i ask you to roast these pathetic loosers from which i ate there pecker as a snack for the tears in my eyes, for the laughter it brings, i couldnt get em harder, this is what i dreamed from, Satan, oh mighty Satan give the lives, the 9 lives of these pathetic colleagues of mine, make their lives long and make em suffer like they did make me look fool to eat their shit for more then many years.." And like a demon Teender laughed into the sky we have them by the balls, these bunch of dickless retards, haahahahaaaaaaa..

Wanna order the book click on the order button below, or send me an email to: info@duckjaws.com and i will respond.

 




















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Leon gaat altijd fluitend de deur uit. Maar zijn been wordt per ongeluk met 5 centimeter ingekort tijdens een operatie. De doktoren besluiten te zwijgen. Maar Leon komt erachter en Leon zint op wraak, hij loopt scheef en hij staat scheef..
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Im an inventor as well, i have good ideas that can bring more safety to the world and more convenience to society. I am searching for people that can realize my ideas or inventions with me. We shall equaly split the profit . I published my good ideas and inventions on my website, cuz, knowing many of my inventions can save human lives i was thinking to better make em public so i will never feel guilty about it.. Also knowing God exists , He would think of me as a lowlife, cuz all i was thinking was my profits and my patents , instead of caring for human lives. If i had waited for the patents, then i would have had 100% of the profit, but then i would have been egoistic and not caring for human lives which is more important then my interests in the profit. Thats why i chosen best and that was to make my inventions and good ideas public so they can be realized way faster then when i had tried for the patents. If you can help me realize my inventions by investment then contact me on info@duckjaws.com

Now i have done what i had to, i dont feel guilty, i dont am ashamed, cuz i made my inventions public and didnt wait months maybe years for the patents. People would have pointed their finger upon me saying he wanna be rich while he dont care for others cuz he letted people die in trade for the 100% profit from the life-saving inventions, but i did make my inventions public, so i chosen to save lives over getting 100% profit,

But are you interested into helping these inventions be produced, then i can share 50% of the profit with you.. The faster you react, the earlier it gets helping people and society so that no unlucky people find an end to their lives cuz of the invention of mine still isnt produced. 50% we split the profit..

Below, the left invention is one of my inventions. The new thing is to build a kinda helicopter with as many as possible rotors. If that is done then some rotors may fail in midair and breakdown while it still can fly. I took a design of 7 evensobig circles, thats more efficient then any other design. If 7 rotors feel not safe enough then 2 or 3 or 4 of such 7 circles platform can be mounted above eatchother so it flies with 14,21 or 28 rotors, then its even safer cuz it can loose even more rotors by breakdown and still be flying. The rotors all must have a engine so if one engine fails then 6 are still running for the rest of the rotors. if you wanna ask me a question, here is my email adress: info@duckjaws.com and i will respond.. The right invention can have row after row every new circle a new row of rotors, blue is the first row, pink the second, black the third and then can be added more and more rows to make the airship fly safer. The more rows the better it flies, more power, longer in air but depends on the batery.. It can have floating bateries tied to hydrogen airballoons tied to the airship.. It might have 100 rotors of which 33 can stop by defect and it still is flying, the more circles or rows of propellors, the easier it flies. Then there must be 3 or 4 very strong electric bateries, 3 reserve or bataries that can be used when the first is low on electricity. . Maybe big batery can hold very much electricity..

 

 




       


 

 


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